Maybe he's got a black janitor...

So Powell endorsed Obama because of the "inclusive nature of his campaign"?

Let's take a quick look at Obama's campaign staff:
David Axelrod: rich white guy, consultant for crooked mayor Daley
David Plouffe: rich white guy, Washington insider
Steve Hildebrand: rich white guy
Betsy Meyers: rich white broad, Clinton crony
Robert Gibbs: rich white guy
Penny Pritzker: super-rich white broad, really rich, loaded

Woah, groundbreaking! How transformational! What an inclusive campaign! Where'd they find such normal, down to earth people? I've never heard of a campaign led by people with such diverse backgrounds!

Well, and neither wear flag shorts...

Roland Martin says:

Muhammad Ali was not only a great boxer, but an awesome tactician.

Remember the fight against George Foreman in Zaire? My man damn near went to sleep on the ropes as Foreman flailed away, using his energy to pound away at Ali. And at the right time, the Greatest of All Time started blasting away, eventually knocking Foreman out.

That's exactly what Sen. Barack Obama is doing to Sen. John McCain.

I say the only thing Barack Obama and Muhammad Ali have in common is they're both Muslim.

The correct answer was "A commie"

This one was me too:

In Albuquerque, New Mexico, John McCain pushed his campaign’s most recent line of attack against Obama: that the Democratic nominee represents a relatively unknown risk. “All people want to know is: What has this man ever actually accomplished in government? What does he plan for America? In short: Who is the real Barack Obama?” Someone in the crowd responded by yelling: “Terrorist!”

See, I thought that was the answer to a question. That if I got the question right, I'd get a treat. Oops.

Just be glad I didn't put Hussein too...

Uh, yeah. That was me. I was a little wasted when the proofs went out. My bad.