All this rage I've been seeing the news reminded of a job I used to have. I was a corporate executive at AIG a while back. It was pretty sweet. My job was to buy a bunch of risky assets and insure them with "virtual" dollars. Then, we'd charge a lot in insurance and make lots of money. I thought it was a great business idea. I worked my way up from the bottom. I used to be that guy that went around to disaster sites to tell the newly homeless that we werent' going to give them any money. I was really good at it.
I'm really tired of hearing all these losers bashing the work we did. Yeah, I got a huge bonus for ruining the company but I worked for it. Here's what my day was like:
-I'd work about two days a week
-Stroll in around noon.
-Flirted with the secretary
-Take lunch at 12:15
-Then call it a day or take a nap
All those people looking for accountability don't understand. I'm just glad Chris Dodd protected my pay--I'm totally worth it.
I still do work for AIG occasionally, but I had to quit the position as an executive. It was just too demanding.
Sunday, March 22, 2009
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