100 days closer to the end of the world

So in honor of Obama's first 100 days in office I thought I'd rip off a segment from CNN called, "First 100 Day Report Card". Real creative. But mine's better - it's got No bull. No bias. That's my slogan. Pretty good, eh?

1. Public Health Grade: F

So we've got this pig flu, and now apparently there's this cancer that you get in your butt, and last week my poop was green. This never happened under George Bush.

2. National Security Grade: F

I told you he was a terrorist.

3. Moral Values: D-

Supporting gay marriage, pushing for more legal abortions, insulting America overseas, backing Iran over Israel, shaking Hugo's hand.....eh, I'd expect more from the "Anti-Christ."

4. Economic Policy: A+

Let's see...he gave billions to AIG and other irresponsible corporations (cha-ching), spent a trillion bucks on "stimulus" with no little oversight (cha-ching), and gave an insulting tax cut to millions of loser "working families".....couldn't have done it better myself.