A Message from Congressman Antonio

Well, right now we're looking into the best package for this financial crisis, really burning the midnight oil. Lobbyists are submitting their proposals and, well, whoever bribes me the most, that'll be the plan we go with.

Finally, some common sense!

I've been saying it for years, especially during those dumb tax cuts. The best way to help our economy isn't by lowering taxes, or giving everyone money, or any of that crap. The thing to do when your economy blows is give $700 billion to businessmen. After all, when it comes to financial decisions, who can you trust more than this guy?

Heckuvajob, Brownie

And while we're at it, let's get tomorrow's award out of the way. Can Campbell Brown possibly be more retarded? Who knows.

But for now, congratulations to Campbell Brown, the Biggest Douchebag in the World!


Campbell Brown with MSNBC.....................................................Campbell Brown with CNN
Now there's a woman who doesn't give in to sexist pressures!

If I were a political strategist...

...and I had a candidate who was an arrogant arugula eating elitist who no one particularly liked (especially outside of major cities), I would definitely have him try to call a war hero ignorant and try to smear his extremely likable counterpart. That would be genius.