Thursday, February 5, 2009

Phoenix Online Law is better anyways...

Yeah, I'm applying to law school this year. I was hoping affirmative action might just get me into a top school, but it's more because my owner's applying to and I wanted to piss her off by taking her seat. Haha. I put into Northwestern and figured my lobbying background (I've lobbied for tobacco, oil, and nuclear waste companies and also worked in the Senate to support legislation against orphaned puppies. You know, the usuals), political campaigning (most notably the McCarthy campaign), and other various consulting work would get me in. It didn't though, they said I didn't have enough work experience! Such bull. I'm a black cat with a 189 LCAT (the feline LSAT), and a 4.3 gpa from the International Institute of Globalized Economic Institutions at University of Phoenix Online. I told them that just because I haven't paid federal or state taxes on any of my income doesn't mean I didn't have a job. And just because it wasn't "legal" doesn't mean it wasn't work experience. Elitists.

I bet I could get a job with the Obama administration, no problem.

Oh, and Northwestern was wondering how I got higher than a 4.0. I got the extra points for an online survey...I also won a Xbox from it. PhoeU rocks.