Yeah, I'm really passionate about public service

Today I'd like to talk about the very serious issue of health care reform. I've tried to avoid bringing it up before as I've held a personal stake in it, and everyone knows how ethical and upstanding of a kitty I am. I'm a good boy. *rolls on belly* But it surprises me and saddens me that the American people haven't been on board with the President's plan. Look, I know he's a socialist. I know he hasn't said how he'll pay for it. I know he hasn't said what it does. But I've got this sweet job lined up on one of the death panels.



I'll be super pissed if it doesn't go through so yeah, contact your legislatures right away.

That was Teddy - always a fighter for equal opportunity for women

Yeah so I was hanging out at the strip club last night, and there were all these fat chicks. And you know what? It made me miss Teddy Kennedy. Nobody loved the chubby babes quite like big Ted.

RIP dude.